specialized cooking apparatus toaster oven

props french fry container, squeeze bottle.


 

Faux "Fries" with Raspberry "Catsup"
serves 2 [from "off the eaten path"]

I am frequently asked, "why are you called The Surreal Gourmet?" The truth is that the moniker was inspired by the garlic-induced illustrations I created to accompany the otherwise very real recipes in my first book. Unfortunately, the truth just isn't good enough for some people. One skeptical Australian reviewer went out of his way to chastise me for not presenting food that lived up to its Surreal billing. My first reaction was to cry foul. After all, does the Galloping Gourmet really gallop? Is the Frugal Gourmet really frugal? But something in the reviewer's criticism lingered in my mind until it provoked an epiphany. From that moment on, I accepted the mission to fully embrace my nom du plume, and I became a fool for faux. Now I amuse myself by concocting cocktail appetizers and multicourse meals that are prepared from one set of ingredients but presented to look like something entirely different.
These edible trompe l'oeils have proven to be as much fun for the company as they are for the cook. Try one at your next dinner party—chances are your guests will not have had the same thing for lunch.


Faux "Fries"
   
1   loaf of Entenmann's pound cake, sliced into 1/4-inch slices
1   1 cardboard French fry container (ask politely and you shall receive)
     

Prep
   
1   Cut pound cake slices into 1/4-inch strips.
2   Arrange strips on a toaster oven rack and toast until browned on top and bottom. Turn strips and toast until remaining two sides are browned. Let cool, then arrange.
     



Raspberry "Catsup"
   
1   12 ounce bag frozen raspberries, thawed, or 2 cups of fresh raspberries
2   tablespoons of confectionery (icing) sugar
1   empty catsup squeeze bottle
     

Prep
   
1   Place raspberries in a blender or food processor, and puree (add a few tablespoons of water, or lemon juice, if necessary, to facilitate blending).
2   Add sugar, one teaspoon at a time, to taste—until tartness is gone.
3   Place raspberry puree in a fine mesh strainer over a bowl. Use a rubber spatula to force the puree through the strainer. Discard the seeds and transfer the puree to the squeeze bottle. Serve alongside "fries".
     

 

 


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