le secret Use imported Italian Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese, grated just before tossing.

the adventure club Serve shrimp "on the BAR•B"

Alternatives 1. The reason a shiny lacquered salad bowl is useless is that there is no roughness to grind the ingredients against. If you don't have a rough wooden salad bowl, the dressing can be made (at great sacrifice) in a blender. Add all of the dressing ingredients except the yolk (i.e. not the lettuce, croutons or cheese). Puree. Then add the yolk and pulse a couple of times—just enough to blend it without causing the dressing to turn mayonnaisey. 2. The anchovy is optional, but I promise you, you will never be able to isolate it's taste. 3. I find that the flavor of olive oil overwhelms the dressing so I use safflower oil. Other light vegetable oils or olive oil may be substituted.

Notes 1. If you use anything other than fresh garlic, or less than 3 cloves, don't tell anyone that this is my recipe. 2. The lettuce leaves should be coated, but not soaked, in dressing. Adjust the amount of dressing as necessary to keep salad from becoming too "wet".

specialized cooking apparatus Large unvarnished wooden salad bowl, grater

prep time 20 minutes

assembly time 10 minutes


 

Seizure Salad
serves 6 [from "off the eaten path"]

This my all-time most popular recipe. Since I was taught how to make a Caesar salad in 1980, I have made more than five hundred. While I certainly can't take credit for inventing the Caesar, I can claim to have identified the best ingredients, perfected the technique, and articulated the nuances. I'm so obsessed that I carry my well-worn salad bowl with me in a snare drum case when I take my show on the road (it doesn't hurt that flight attendants mistake me for a drummer). Over the years I have received hundreds of letters from readers who have mastered the dressing and been deified by their friends. The ultimate compliment came from a waitress in Toronto who took me aside and whispered "every time I make your Caesar salad for a date, I get laid".


Seizure Salad
   
3   thick slices of slightly stale, sourdough or rustic country- style bread cut into 3/4-inch cubes
3   tablespoons olive oil
1/4   teaspoon salt
1   teaspoon coarsely ground black pepper
3   garlic cloves, minced.
2   anchovies (or 1 teaspoon anchovy paste)
2   teaspoons Dijon mustard (the real stuff, not the dried stuff)
1   egg yolk, coddled
1   tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
1   teaspoon Worcestershire sauce
1   cup safflower oil
1   teaspoons red wine vinegar
1   large heads romaine lettuce, outer leaves discarded, remaining leaves washed and thoroughly dried. If lettuce looks anorexic, or is in need of a serious trim, buy 2 heads.
1/2   cup grated Parmesan cheese
     

Prep
   
1   To make croutons, preheat oven to 350ºF.
2   Place the bread in a large bowl and add olive oil. Toss and squish the bread like a sponge until the oil is evenly absorbed.
3   Place the croutons on a baking sheet or aluminum foil and bake in the oven for about 20 minutes, or until golden brown. Try not to forget about them as I often do.
    Start the dressing by adding salt and pepper to the salad bowl (this creates a sandpaper-like base that will make the next steps easier). Add the garlic. Using the back of a soup spoon, grind the garlic against the wall of the bowl until it is well mushed. Then add the anchovies, and once again use the back of the spoon to grind it into a paste. Follow the same procedure, adding the Dijon, egg yolk, lemon juice and Worcestershire sauce one at a time. Make sure that each ingredient is blended into a smooth paste with the previous ingredients before proceeding. It should take about 15 seconds of muscle power to blend in each new ingredient.
5   Add the oil and vinegar. Blend well.
6   Just before serving, tear or slice the lettuce leaves into bite-sized pieces and add to the salad bowl. Toss thoroughly with dressing.
7   Add the croutons (did you forget about them?!) and cheese, toss again, and serve immediately.
     

 

 


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